What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken.
Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
If a clock is still hungry, it goes back four seconds.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken.
Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
If a clock is still hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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